My squeaky clean reputation is ruined! RUINED I SAY! Oh GOD......
Well the devil made me do it.... yes that sounds loads better. .the devil in the form of a Corolla is responsible for this...
Heck, I may as well confess to the blatant crime though....
Dare I say I was minding my own business in the extreme left lane *trying to do the speed limit* on the Corniche road when i suddenly notice this Corolla going EXTREMELY slow (must've been crawling at 15kmph) in said left lane. Normally i'd have gone around the dude but there was like no space. I was planning to go left and the roundabout was right there. When I'm late I have zero patience for sickling drivers. It was bad enough I was a good half an hour late for picking up my sis (it was 6:30) she was 20 min drive away and had to be at Basketball practice at 7. I was very close to getting out and putting the fool out of his/ her miseries with my shayla (use ur imagination muwhahahahhaha). Grrrrr, this person was really irritating and being short on time there was absolutely no considering wasting any of it irritating the fool back so the only other option was to flash 'em. Yeah I admit I'm the first one to condemn flashing as the stupidest thing, I mean really, go around it's not like changing lanes is difficult... lachin in that moment of madness all rational thoughts were out and El Hazard was seriously pissed with this arrogant corolla refusing to move ( Like I said, I would have gladly cut around the sickling and let him eat tire dust if the situation were different. ) So yes at that moment I gave that Coonie (and yes it is very coonie to crawl in the left lane when all the other lanes are EMPTY) a righteous flashing. (Hey I still hold firm to my belief that it's pure stupidty but in the end it's irritating when the driver behind flashes ya) Not that it seemed to make a damn difference to him/her. And to think i threw away such a reputation of never having flashed a single "chalba" on such a worthless sickling! That coonie should be HONORED that I did it on his/her account...
Amazing how a bit of idiotic ranting can calm a person so.....
As for my rep, I'll have to start a new one......
Well the devil made me do it.... yes that sounds loads better. .the devil in the form of a Corolla is responsible for this...
Heck, I may as well confess to the blatant crime though....
Dare I say I was minding my own business in the extreme left lane *trying to do the speed limit* on the Corniche road when i suddenly notice this Corolla going EXTREMELY slow (must've been crawling at 15kmph) in said left lane. Normally i'd have gone around the dude but there was like no space. I was planning to go left and the roundabout was right there. When I'm late I have zero patience for sickling drivers. It was bad enough I was a good half an hour late for picking up my sis (it was 6:30) she was 20 min drive away and had to be at Basketball practice at 7. I was very close to getting out and putting the fool out of his/ her miseries with my shayla (use ur imagination muwhahahahhaha). Grrrrr, this person was really irritating and being short on time there was absolutely no considering wasting any of it irritating the fool back so the only other option was to flash 'em. Yeah I admit I'm the first one to condemn flashing as the stupidest thing, I mean really, go around it's not like changing lanes is difficult... lachin in that moment of madness all rational thoughts were out and El Hazard was seriously pissed with this arrogant corolla refusing to move ( Like I said, I would have gladly cut around the sickling and let him eat tire dust if the situation were different. ) So yes at that moment I gave that Coonie (and yes it is very coonie to crawl in the left lane when all the other lanes are EMPTY) a righteous flashing. (Hey I still hold firm to my belief that it's pure stupidty but in the end it's irritating when the driver behind flashes ya) Not that it seemed to make a damn difference to him/her. And to think i threw away such a reputation of never having flashed a single "chalba" on such a worthless sickling! That coonie should be HONORED that I did it on his/her account...
Amazing how a bit of idiotic ranting can calm a person so.....
As for my rep, I'll have to start a new one......
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